List Six: Home Beauty Treatments, The Perils Of

1. Coffee grounds do not easily wash out of your eyes.
2. Or your hair.
3. Tomatoes burn if applied as an astringent after exfoliating. Really.
4. An avocado, yogurt & honey mask  can also make a tasty snack, but not after you've smooshed it onto your face.
5. Baby oil, olive oil or almond oil, it's all bloody slippery on the kitchen floor the next morning.
6. Preparation H ointment is not an aphrodisiac. Period.

Thanks to all the gals who brought home remedies, flowers, pie and laughs. And a toast to absent friends: I had an extra martini for you all.