Thursday, August 16, 2012

Letters to A Shut-In

Dear Neighbour Lady,

We've been coyly dancing around this issue for a while now. I'm going to be the one brave enough to say it. 

(deep breath, I can do this)

If we're going to be best friends for life, or at least until I move away, you're going to have to leave your house some time so that I can accidentally run into you while on my way to awesome plans you could totally join me for, which won't feel contrived or weird in any fashion.

If I have knock on your door in order to meet you, it's just going to make us both feel awkward about how you are still wearing your pajamas at 2:45 in the afternoon. 

Kisses!
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