Je suis un artiste?

I am headed to a meeting of the Cold Lake Art Society tonight. Just to clarify, I do not identify myself as an artist in any medium, including reality. However Husband, in his enthusiasm for my silly doodlings, chatted me up to some people we met at an art show last winter and now I am invited to attend as a guest or, as I like to put it, a fraud. 

I have no portfolio prepared and I'm hoping to blend in with the wall next to the hummus dip.  

This is a fine example of art that I did not make.