- cook bitchin' spaghetti
- clean anything that will fit in a dishwasher rack
- repair a dishwasher
- fix The Volvo
- disassemble a motorcycle
- reassemble the same motorcycle, with no extra parts
- install an iPhone screen...
- ...4 times
- iron a shirt perfectly
- come to think of it, the iPad screen got replaced, too
- change brakes on any vehicle, even snotty European ones
- repair a transmission while on a ferry in the middle of the Straight of Georgia
- climb mountains, so help me
- fly planes
- fall out of planes
- teach other people to fall out of planes
- edit the video he made of other people falling out of planes
- organize a whole city in such a way as to survive, nay, thrive, after a major disaster
- (probably cause the major disaster)
- make a whole pair of pants from scratch
- swear in three languages
- save lives
- SCUBA dive
- play piano
- sing
- run marathons
- kayak
- canoe
- water ski
- win triathlons
- send shivers down my spine when he holds my hand
- and many more things, besides.
But he could not fold a fitted sheet, even if the fate of the free world depended on it.
