The Rules of The Yard

Meeker: Any dog who is more handsome than I will not be tolerated. Their very existence vexes me, and I will not be vexed. They must flee or perish, I care not which. 

Rio: *raises one perfectly sculpted Husky-brow*

Meeker: Erm...except you. Obviously. You, I deem equally as attractive as myself and will therefore be firmly ignored.

Rio: *yawns majestically*

Meeker: Right. I'll just...I'll just go over here. Because I was planning on it anyway.