Everything I need to know I have already forgotten...

Things I have learned from my 16 year old yellow dog:

1. Stretching is important.  Don't rush.  Do it every time you standup.
2. Napping takes time, patience and repetition to perfect.
3. Begging doesn't degrade you.  Begging and still failing to get what you want does.
4. If the cat is sleeping in your spot, find another spot.
5. Take the time to stop and smell every bush, even if it's pouring rain. Especially if it's pouring rain.
6. Just because you are old, stiff, half-blind and nearly deaf doesn't mean the paper boy should get away with any nonsense.
7. It is never too late to say sorry for ruining someone's favourite shoes.
8. Stairs are scary. Period.
9. There is always time for one more Milkbone.
10. When all else fails, wag your tail.  It may not change the situation but you'll feel better.