Lessons Learned On A Girls Weekend In The City

1. Don't let the most easily distracted person in the group (me) do all the driving.
2. Wear sensible shoes to shop for the sidewalk daggers you'll wear later.
3. Women do not experience gas, am I right girls?  I said, am I right?
4. Always get a second opinion before you spend your food budget on a cocktail dress smaller than a postage stamp.
5. Carry slippers with you to the bar.
6. While the experience of getting rascally drunk in a big city is best shared with good friends, the resulting hangover is best endured alone, preferably without the shrill 10 AM courtesy wake-up call.
7. Never leave the hotel without two pieces of ID. 

For Moustacha, who is fabulous and affianced to a fantastically fine fellow.