List of Things I Cannot Do Well But Will Nevertheless Criticize Others For Doing Poorly Because One Of The Things I Do Not Do Well is Empathise

1. Sing in public
2. Accessorize
3. Smoothly change lanes in city traffic
4. Speak without interrupting
5. Spell
6. Accurately and effectively use punctuation
7. Bake
8. Recall trivial details from movies, books or reality
9. Maintain good posture
10. Understand and/or share the feelings of another
11. Parallel park