Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A Friendly Guide


The appropriate response to the question "Hello, what can I do for you?" is not...
  • "Do you dance?"
  • "Anything you want in that outfit."
  • "What are you offering?"
Neither is it...
  • "Nothing."
  • "I don't know."
  • "Just sign this."
It may sometimes be...
  • "Tell me a joke, I need cheering up."
  • "Recommend a good restaurant."
  • "Where can I walk my dog off leash?
It will never be...
  • "How about we start with the dishes and go from there."
  • "Call my wife and tell her I'm leaving her."
  • "My roommate."

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