Wednesday, March 4, 2015

List One

Things I Have Only Quite Recently Remembered, Sort of Just, 
You Know, Randomly Like

  1. That Canada has a Baffin Island.
  2. That I did the "Coke Experiment" in public school. You know, the one where you dissolve a T-Bone in a pie pan filled with Coke? That one. I recalled it while drinking what turns out to be my last Coke ever. So. There's that.
  3. That I know the recipe for the worlds worst margarita.
  4. That the reason I hate cake is that I can't actually bake them, they all turn out burned. So really, every cake I eat, I am mentally wincing and expecting the gross taste of burned cake. It's a crippling affliction.
  5. That March is List Month and I am so glad I remembered in time.