Responses I Have Given When Asked "WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN HAPPY?"
- It's raining.
- It's not raining.
- All the glitter belongs to me now.
- It's called dissociative amnesia, thank you very much.
- It's not Tuesday.
- I am married to the most courageous and wonderful man, who's touch makes my heart leap from my chest. He just texted me an onomatopoeia of fart noises.
- Would you like me to (dramatic pause) ...dail it back?
