Dear #skype4sex666,
Thank you for your unsolicited invitation to 'skype all the sexy' today, which I received while online with my mother. I was pleased to learn that you have 'honest feelings of love for womens and ladies who are strong with virtue' since not everyone is so certain what they are truly looking for. It was rather interesting to read that you are 'genuinely interested in a long-time sexy relations with a quality woman and not in just chatting with the random for naughty which is fun but not wholesome.' I feel exactly the same way about lemon-filled donuts.
My mother and I were both surprised to discover that you had 'never done the online internets for sexiness' before, since you write so sincerely and with such ease. Unfortunately I am not interested, though greatly complimented, by your offer to 'share videos and chatting that may lead to more realness.'
Regretfully,
notevenifURthe.lastman
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