Sunday, December 30, 2012

Fly Me To The Moon

Husband can snowshoe uphill backwards, sing harmony, set a broken bone and he does this thing with his thumb in the small of my back that makes me purr like a kitten...

Where was I?

Right. And he can fly a plane. Or he would fly a plane, if he had a plane to fly. Turns out that after much careful deliberation and serious research and a drive all the way down to the other side of Calgary and back, he now, in fact, has a plane to  fly.  So help me.

Normally I would be pounding out the story in great detail, outlining the hours spent wringing hands over the decision, the coordination of the sale, the fork lift, the hacksaw, the box-spring mattress, the 78 year old British expat who's accent simply makes the story sparkle... but I'm too busy hyperventilating into a paper bag.

Husband bought a plane. With wings and an engine. And two seats. To fly. I love this man so much I can barely breathe, literally, but I have watched him Hulk out on a keyboard because "the volume control is sticky." I don't know if now is the time for the "unconditional support" speech or the "I'm only getting in that thing if you swear off sugar" speech. Probably a little of both.

Husband is capable, clever and cunning. He can fix, build or finagle anything and that apparently includes a two-seater Zodiac 601 HD in bright blue. He's so damn happy to have a project to work on that I can't help but be excited right along with him, even if it means I eventually have to take a ride in the thing I have secretly named "Smurfette".  Husband's enthusiasm builds a fire in my soul that fills my days with so much warmth and light that my joy is visible from space. 


And with all the extra gas tanks he has planned for Smurfette,
our inevitable flaming descent onto the prairies north of Winnipeg will be as well.