Shoulda Bought A Kodak

Dear Canon Camera "Fix-it People",

I am glad you are able to fix my camera, my favourite thing in the world after my cat and the smell of warm raspberries. It is broken because you designed a flaw into it, so I am super glad you agree that you will be fixing it for free. 

Thanks for letting me know it will take extra long to repair because it's Christmas and you've obviously screwed up a lot of cameras. And Christmases.

Balls,
Remote