While the white tailed deer is a majestic and delicious mammal
Who cares for it's young for up to two years,
Teaching it all the important deer tricks
Like hiding and where to find the best grass,
Maybe the ones in Alberta could spend a few minutes on some key survival tips.
Lessons like "Don't cross the road at full speed after sundown" or "Mr. Minivan is not your friend."
Then maybe Husband and I wouldn't need a new sliding door
On the driver's side.
Bastards.
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