Noli Me Tangere: "Don't touch me, you greasy little back country rapist"
Creepy grocery store stalker,
I watched you watch me from behind the pineapples.
You aren't fooling anyone with your dark sunglasses
In this brightly lit store.
You tried to hide when I caught you in the feminine hygiene aisle.
Use tampons often, do you sir?
Leaning in to whisper in my ear in the check out line
Nearly got you killed by the two good old boys in front of me.
I wonder if that was part of your plan?
