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| "Put the kegs on the table next to the giant pile of paint cans and Doritos." |
Thus far, we have discovered...
- one office chair, missing a seat
- two metal storage units
- two paint cans, colours not found within the house
- 15 beer bottles, Bud Lite (how common)
- 1 beer bottle, Cariboo Genuine Draft (this guy probably didn't get invited back)
- 2 empty vodka bottles
- half a dozen McDonald's Super Size beverage cups
- a left glove
- nine pieces of stove wood (front yard)
- a stone fire pit (back yard)
- two lawn chairs, broken
- one deck chair, ugly
- one dog house, floor chewed out
- a variety of gum and candy bar wrappers
- 3 metric tonnes of dog 'doings'
- a charming planter box containing last year's petunias and a deer skull
...and the snow isn't gone yet.
