She's Right Behind Me, Isn't She?

Things Mother-in-Law Has Said To Me

 That Make Me Think 

She Might Be Messing With My Head

1. Reflecting on Husbands' tendency to utterly obliterate inanimate objects, trees, small outbuildings and bedrock when frustrated:  "He gets his temper from me."
2. After reading the rules for my 'Zombies!!!' game ("...be the first player to reach the center square of the helipad tile, kill the zombie there and escape the advancing zombie horde.") : "Sounds like Checkers."
3. "Welcome to the family."

Mother-in-Law is a lovely woman and I am not just saying that because she is standing right behind me with a frying pan.