Jesse: Cold out now.
Alberta: It's only October, quit whining.
Jesse: I'm from an island where the snow falls on the mountain tops and the valleys stay green.
Alberta: Welcome to the real world. Wear booties.
Jesse: You're saying all of Canada is like this?
Alberta: Look on the bright side, at least there aren't tsunamis.
Jesse: I've never seen a tsunami. I've been cold for weeks.
Alberta: (laughing) I told you, it's only October.
Jesse: How much colder does it get?
Alberta: Ever slurped up an ice cube?
Jesse: Yes...
Alberta: Like that only more worse.
Jesse: I think I'll stay inside until it's all over.
Alberta: See you in June.
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