They call the new thing Meeker. What a ridiculous name. It arrived last Thursday and immediately slopped water all over the kitchen floor, which the Two-Leggers completely failed to clean up so I had to walk through it. And it licked my food bowl, which has officially moved the threat level to DEFCON 1.
I have watched it closely for over a week and it seems to be similar to the Jesse-Thing, evidenced by it's obsession with sniffing my bottom. I just hope it's not allowed on my Sectional.
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It's on my Sectional!
This... is war.
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